Elon Musk

Today, we will be delving into the coolest guy on the planet, Elon Musk. Elon For those of you uneducated simpletons who don’t know, Elon Musk is the founder of many revolutionary companies such as SpaceX, the Boring Company, and Tesla. 

Musk made his fortune co-founding Paypal. A lot of people like to say what kind of cool stuff they’d do if they were rich. Some say they’ll change the world, some say they’ll fuck around and have a good time. Musk combined the two. After making his money he used it to start changing the world. He made Tesla to enhance the popularity of electric cars. He started SpaceX to expand mankind’s knowledge of space. He started the Boring Company to revolutionize transportation and also sell flamethrowers to the masses.

The guy is out of his mind. He just does cool things because he can. He makes the changes he wants to see in the world. Musk is someone who follows his dreams and sees them through. It’s widely known that most of his companies aren’t extremely profitable but that’s the beauty of it! He’s not in it for the money! He’s in it because he feels like it

I personally believe that everything that he does is for the fuck of it. He wanted to send a rocket into space and he ended up revolutionizing the way the world sees space travel. He wanted to make electric cars more mainstream. Tesla is now considered a highly luxurious vehicle. Last year, the guy started selling flame throwers to raise funds for the Boring Company’s new ventures to change the way we travel! It’s hard not to love the guy.  I mean did you guys see Cyber Truck?! Sure the glass broke but it’s still cool! He even voiced himself on Rick and Morty last week!

By now you’re probably wondering, where is this going? This Toilet Reads Guy just spent three paragraphs brown nosing Elon Musk. Is there a point he’s getting to? Is there a lesson that’s trying to get across?


All the cards on the table, I don’t have a point. I just think that if we had to elect one guy to be Emperor of the Planet, Elon Musk isn’t the worst choice. He’s the closest thing we’ll ever get to a real life Iron Man and he seems like an overall funny good dude. Plus, he has a hot goth girlfriend (All my meme bros out there know what I’m talking about). If you’re looking for a point or overarching lesson… I don’t know. Follow your dreams? Change the world? I don’t care to be honest. I just wanted to talk about Elon Musk and didn’t have any better ideas. Plus, I had some free time to post and it’s been a while.

Have a nice day.

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