↑Ups & ↓Downs

Welcome to the qucikest type of review, Ups and Downs! A couple of pros and a couple of cons.

Click on over for a fresh Ups and Downs every Tuesday! From movies to news updates to books we’ll be sure to review you something worthy of the Toilet Reads seal of approval!

June 18th, 2019

Black Mirror Season 5 (SPOILERSish)

Ups:

  • E2 – Eric Foreman/Topher Grace playing a businessman as himself
  • E2 – Even though the plot was predictable it was still engagin
  • E3 – Lol he was an intern
  • E3 – Miley Cyrus was Fantastic
  • E3 – Loved the concept and plot
  • E3 – Felt like a Disney movie but in a good way
  • E3 – Pretty blatant attack on Disney

Downs:

  • E1 – Did not make any sense
  • E1 – Why was the sex only good in the game with that specific guy?
  • E1 – I’d like the episode more if at least one of them turned out to be gay or bisexual
  • E2 – Predictable
  • E2 – Random old lady sex side plot
  • E3 – They never got into little blonde girl’s side plot. They set up this whole thing where this bullshit inspirational teen pop star told did her bullshit motivation that lead to her embarrassing herself. Where’s the follow up?

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June 11th, 2019:

Dark Phoenix (X-Men)

Ups:

  • Michael Fastbender Magneto is always a treat
  • Sansa Stark as Jean Grey is also solid
  • That New York fight was awesome
  • They killed Raven! Fuck Katpiss Everdeen

Downs:

  • WHY IS BEAST ABLE TO GO BACK FROM BEAST MODE TO HUMAN AT WILL?! None of that makes sense. First off, two movies ago he needed a syrum to do it. Second, and more importantly, he is a teacher at a school for children who has uncontrollable mutations and he subdues his? Should he not be showing that it’s okay to look different rather than being ashamed of his own mutation. Stupid ass shit.
  • Why is beast the head of the school at the end?
  • Why would they name the school after Jean? They really scummed over Charles
  • The movie would have been a lot better if they built up characters like Scott and Jean so when this movie happened we actually cared about them

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June 4th, 2019:

‘Star War Episode IX: Rise of Skywalker’ Trailer

Ups:

  • Old Lando laugh
  • Ghost Luke
  • Kylo stuff
  • The beauty of Daisy Riddly
  • No Rose
  • Palatine Laugh

Downs:

  • Rey has a regular blue lightsaber instead of a two sided yellow one like I wanted
  • Why is Palatine back?
  • ‘riSe oF SKywaLkER’ is a stupid ass tittle for a Star Wars movie. Episodes I though VI are literally about the rise of two separate Skywalkers. Enough. Enough with the Skywalkers.

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